Don’t blow your nose in Brazil

Don't blow your nose in Brazil. Bart blows his nose in front of Rodrigo. Makes him want to vomit.

Hello!
My name’s Bart. I’m a student at Rio & Learn, and today, we are having a lesson about Assoar o nariz (blow your nose). Things you shouldn’t do near a Brazilian guy.
Let’s see what is assoar o nariz.

Dialog

Rodrigo: E ai, Bart! Tudo bem?
Bart: Tudo jóia!
Rodrigo: Como é que ? Como tá seu dia?
Bart: tranquilo. Aprendi um pouco de Português aqui na Rio & Learn, e… mas é, um pouco resfriado. Acho que foi por causa do ventilador…não sei
Rodrigo: É, também a chuva nesse dias.
Bart: Chuva, é…
Rodrigo: Mudança de tempo…
Bart: O tempo ruim
Rodrigo: Então, na segunda-feira eu achei que eu ia ficar meio resfriado também porque tava chovendo muito e eu tive que andar até a casa do meu amigo e fiquei com a camisa molhada e…
Bart: (assoando o nariz)
Rodrigo: (som de vômito)

Translation of the dialog

Rodrigo: What’s up, Bart? How are you?
Bart: Everything is cool!
Rodrigo: How is life? How is your day?
Bart: It’s fine. I’ve learn some Portuguese here at Rio & Learn, and… the thing is I’ve got a cold. I think it’s because of the fan. I don’t know.
Rodrigo: And also the rain these days!
Bart: Yeah, rain
Rodrigo: The climate change…

Bart: The weather is really bad
Rodrigo: So, on Monday I thought I would get cold as well, because it was raining a lot  and I had to walk to my friend’s house and my t-shirt got all wet and…
Bart: [blowing nose sound]
Rodrigo: [urge to vomit sound]

So, remember guys, if you go through Brazil, don’t blow your nose next to a Brazilian person.
I hope you like the video…ah, see you later.

Bye fu@#$% (LOL)

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