How to piss off a Brazilian

Como hacer enfadar a un Brasileño. Como irritar um brasileiro

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How to piss off a Brazilian

Brazilians are nice people and it’s very difficult to get them mad, but now and then it can happen and make things really uncomfortable. So in order to avoid that, we listed 8 things that can piss off a Brazilian. Take a look!

The obligation to know how to speak Spanish

How to piss off a Brazilian. Christopher: Hola, cómo estás? Moisés: Desculpa, não falo espanhol!

Christopher: Hola, cómo estás?
Moisés: Desculpa, não falo espanhol.
Chris: Cómo no? Tú tienes que hablar español! Tú eres brasileño!

Christopher: Hello! How are you?
Moisés: I’m sorry, I don’t speak Spanish. 
Chris: How come? You have to speak Spanish! You are Brazilian!

Geography  mistakes

How to piss off a Brazilian. Igor: A capital do Brasil é Brasília!

Juan: Ela me disse que a capital do Brasil é Rio de Janeiro. Mas eu tenho certeza que é São Paulo! Qual dos dois está correto?
Amira: É claro que eu estou correta! A capital do Brasil é o Rio!
Igor: Os dois estão errados! A capital do Brasil é Brasília!

Juan: She said that the capital of Brazil is Rio de Janeiro. But I’m sure it is São Paulo! Which one is correct?
Amira: Of course I’m correct! The capital of Brazil is Rio!
Igor: Both of you are wrong! The capital of Brazil is Brasília!

Comparison between Brazil and Argentina

How to piss off a Brazilian. Giselle: A carne da Argentina é melhor que a do Brasil!

Giselle: Já provou a carne da Argentina? E o Doce de Leite da Argentina?
Luana: Para de falar da Argentina! Brasil e Argentina são países totalmente diferentes!
Giselle: Ah, é verdade. A Argentina é muito melhor!

Giselle: Have you tried an Argentinian steak? And the Argentinian Dulce de Leche?
Luana: Stop talking about Argentina! Brazil and Argentina are totally different countries!
Giselle: Yeah, It’s true. Argentina is way much better!

1950 World Cup and the 7 to 1 against Germany

How to piss off a Brazilian. Tom: O Brasil não tem sorte no futebol!

Tom: Brasil não tem sorte! Perdeu pro Uruguai na Copa de 1950 e ainda levou o 7×1 da Alemanha em 2014.
Moisés: E você precisa me lembrar que isso aconteceu, né?! Merda!

Tom: Brazil isn’t lucky! It lost a match against Uruguay during the 1950 World Cup and was also defeated by Germany with a 7 to 1 score in 2014.
Moisés: You do have the necessity of reminding me of this, don’t you?

Maradona is better than Pelé

How to piss off a Brazilian. Juan: Sabia que o Maradona é melhor que o Pelé?

Juan: Sabia que o Maradona é muito melhor do que o Pelé?
Diogo: Teu cu!

Juan: Do you know that Maradona is way better then Pelé?
Diogo: My ass!

The Wright Brothers invented the airplane

How to piss off a Brazilian. Jonas: Sabia que foram os Wright Brothers que inventaram o avião?

Jonas: Derek, eu gosto muito de aviação! Foram os Wright Brothers que inventaram o avião, sabia?
Derek: Que isso! Quem inventou o avião foi o Santos Dumont!

Jonas: I really like aviation Derek! Do you know that the Wright Brothers invented the airplane?
Derek: What? Santos Dumont invented the airplane!

Criticize Brazil

How to piss off a Brazilian. Giselle: O Brasil é muito quente!

Giselle: Nossa, aqui no Brasil é muito quente! As pessoas não tem educação, tem filas por todo lado. Não vejo a hora de voltar pra Austrália!
Luana: Tá fazendo o que aqui então?! 

Giselle: Gosh! Here in Brazil is so hot! People are impolite, there are lines everywhere. I can’t wait to go back to Australia!
Luana: So what are you doing here?

Bad hygiene

How to piss off a Brazilian. Diogo: Nossa! Que fedor!

Jonas: E aí, pessoal!
Igor e Diogo: Nossa, que fedor!

Jonas: What’s up guys!
Igor e Diogo: Jesus! This smell!

And now you know what you shouldn’t do while you are near to Brazilians!

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